Showing posts with label She couldn't milk a goat but she sure could milk cancer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label She couldn't milk a goat but she sure could milk cancer. Show all posts

Friday, March 5, 2010

How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning?

I like mine Spanish omelette style, with chorizo (ha) and a big filthy mug of tea. But cuz I'm a fashion blogger, I'll take mine with soya milk. Oh, and when you say "morning", you mean quarter to two on a Friday avo, right?

Sunday, July 5, 2009

How To Make A Golden Waistcoat In Ten Days

base your sketches on a woman's linen waistcoat
Draw with chalk and a protractor Take a break.Rice pasta, pesto, red onion, mozzerella. Babe









Friday, June 5, 2009

Quotes from Jade Goody's autobiography: Part 1


After a prologue and 4 pages:

On her mam:

"I remember when i first got pubes. I was so proud of them. Then my mum leant over the bath with a razor and shaved them into a heart shape!"

"She taught me to roll my first spliff aged four, then captured the whole proud event by taking a photo"


Her dad wasn't quite as cool:

"He was found overdosed in the toilet of a KFC restaurant - which must go down as one of the classiest exits in history"


So fashion forward her head must've been in a vacuum: 

"We'd get really dressed up...a white skirt and a white shirt with little black stick men and women all over it"


"I was actually a chav before they were given a name"


On her face:

"I can't help my face, thats just the way I was born"


And, just because this is a bit funny:

"Jade...was arrested for shoplifting in Selfridges when she was a teenager. She was caught because she went back to ask for carrier bags for her stolen goods"