If You Are From Israel, Why Are You White?

And that's it

Efedrin?

A Public Awareness Message

Re: Exam Celebration Caution

A large quantity of drugs were stolen from a pharmaceutical company in Baldoyle in North Dublin last week.

The drugs taken were: 17 25-litre drums containing one million Zopiclone 7.5 mg tablets along with one 25-litre drum containing 83,000 Flunitrazepam 1mg tablets.

*Zopiclone* and *Flunitrazepam* are both hypnotic drugs and are used as sedatives.

As exam season has now kicked off and the celebration season will be well under way over the next few weeks, please mind your drinks.

Do not leave them unattended and return to them.

Do not pick up drinks not belonging to you from bars and tables.(That means mystery drinks is off limits for a while)

Last of the Small Town Playboys

SO there i was tripping down grafton street on my way to the north side where I feel most at ease when this beastly hag troll with her oversized, over priced fugly tote bag in the crook of her arm smacked me in the pervert´s ear and knocked my earphones out. Yeah, she was that taller than me.

She didn´t think to stop or throw an apology over her fake baked shoulder, instead she made a beeline for BT2s or Cafe En Seine or some shite like that.

She should know that the recession is here, her time is over, she should get over herself and she should realise she´s no Regina George or Cher.

So I just called her a cunt and continued on my way. Bit harsh maybe,satisfying yes.

p.s. i just saved a baby magpie from being eaten by a bigger one. sweet