She learnt her Spanish off a failed South American dictator, she dances to her own beat, her own sleazy beat, she hearts iceberg lettuce and plain chicken, she's a bit of a glamazon, she really loves travel and foreign holidays but has none of that shit of mixing with the native or trying the local cuisine-its Yorkshire puddings all the way, she was gagging for it at Trinzer Ball, she thinks dogs should be allowed to embrace their femininity, when she was younger she thought she would go blind if she looked up, she demanded for this and she's a bit sweet and lovely really
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you forgot her best alter-ego is Farmer Joe. That was back in the sweet nineties though before she hit the naughties and ditched him for sweeter ways. we miss him
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