Would you believe...

that the vintige beanpole Raemie threw a chair from Di Fontanes pizza parlour into the river Liffey last night on a drunken rampage? I wouldn't have believed it either until I saw the poor helpless chair floating in the dank murkey waters of the Liffey. She took the chair from its home about 3.00am last night, dragged it down through the streets of Temple Bar, viscously attacked and brutally murdered the chair before finally getting fed up and chucking it in to the river to hide the evidence...Maybe she was tripping on a few BAD EMS but i know one things for certain, i'm defo locking up my chairs when Eimear Nolan is about! xo