You know Whats its Like

YOU really wanted an EP ticket, didnt have the money or job due to your totally shit trinity arts course timetable so you make a deal with the devil; promise to take over from Raymonda. Thats right, clean the house from top to bottom every Saturday till the €245 is paid off. I know, right!

(Every desperate housewife's fantasy)

Don't despair though, here are a few pointers to get you through.

1. Kicking/spreading the dirt around is totally an acceptable form of cleaning

2.Its ok to consider Veeting the dog for all the shedding

3.Using someone's toothbrush is always fun to clean the gross bits, just make sure it actually is someone else's

4.Anything you find is now yours

and finally number 5.

Take before and after pictures to show unsatisfied mammys. Their Catholic guilt will kick in once they've seen the state of the before shots and wont complain. and its quite alright to stage and exaggerate the before photos, just dont get carried away as you'll still have to clean it up.

Have Fun!